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• Mr Johnson referred to the Queen being greeted in Commonwealth countries by “flag-waving piccaninnies”.
  
  
• He also said that he expected, during a mooted visit by Tony Blair to the Congo, that “the tribal warriors will all break out in watermelon smiles to see the big white chief”
  http://majorityrights.com/index.php

• Writes in the Spectator that Liverpool was wallowing in disproportionate grief for Ken Bigley who was killed in Iraq. To add insult to injury he replied “I have been stunned by the hurt this article has caused”.  He was then ordered by Michael Howard to visit Liverpool and apologise for his comments.
  http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/3749548.stm

• Upon graduating from Oxford he lasted a week as a management consultant.
  "Try as I might, I could not look at an overhead projection of a growth profit matrix, and stay conscious"
  
• Sacked from the Conservative party in November 2004 not for having an affair but lying in the denial of the affair.
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boris_Johnson

• Compass Dossier: “his buffoonery conceals a hard line right wing set of views - a type of Norman Tebbit in clown's uniform."
  http://clients.squareeye.com

Boris on Film

A few of the many bumbling bufoon clips available out there:- 

The Bumbling Bufoon ridiculed by Arnold Swarzchenegger

Boris declares war on Germany

“I will grind up my ID card and sprinkle it on my children’s cornflakes”

The Wisdom of Boris Johnson

Boris Johnson talks gibberish part 1 (10.02.08)